A Class Story

Dear readers,

Are you a leader in your class? I kindly believe that 50% of the readers here answer “Yes” How do you feel when you started this work? Happy? Proud? Excited? Well, I got these 3 feelings when I started the class leader job. And I also believe that all readers here answer yes too!

Why do you all feel excited? Because you’re gonna face a life with full of challenges right? Of course, some of you could said: ” Nope, it is because I have the most power in class!” Readers who answer this, you may stop reading this post. Sorry, I don’t mean it.

April 22 2009 which is the date of me writing this post. And I’ll take it as “today” Today, during in school. I got so angry because the class is full of annoying noises and sound. The teacher got so mad but the class didn’t even care about it. As a leader, I decided to write their name down and pass it to the class teacher.

One of the students, the student who make the most noise found out that I copied his name. He keep on begging me after school but I declined. Until his father came, he look at me… and said: ” Let’s see how many pieces your head will broke into… ( Chinese Translation ) ” I ignored him. I watched his red eyes staring at me while he was leaving the school with his father.

I reached home and I’m so tired of all these “asshole” thing. While I was having my lunch, my mother hand me the phone and said it was my call. In the conversation, I heard a roughly 14 years old boy saying: ” Watch out your mouth or else I’ll kill your mother! You Ma***** ( Hokkien Translation ) ” Those who can read chinese or hokkien, here’s what he is really saying: ” 志安， 你给我小心你的嘴巴， 要不然“LIMPE” 杀掉“lu（你）”“e的”LAUBU（妈妈）After he finished speaking, the phone end and I didn’t start saying anything.

And I believe that it is  him who was getting his revenge. “He’s probaly gone crazy and mad!” I thougt. Now I realized that being a class leader is so tough that you’d rather be a Secret Agent. On the first thougt, I said: ” Tommorow I’ll go tell the teacher that I quit!” The second one, ” No, if I just quit like that, I’d rather go die!” After thinking for quite a while, I decided to faced him tommorow! “I’ll be a responsible class leader! That phone call won’t scare me! I’ll past the paper of name to the teacher! And I’ll even report the teacher about the phone call! I won’t just let you go! You can’t defeat me!” I said proudly to myself! And if you’re my classmate, let me give you a tip who is this, CYL , got it?

Thanks for reading this post, please share some experience with me as a class leader by just comment down there or chat with me – watex1997@hotmail.com

Super Policeman (FUNNY)

Better check out this! It’s so funny! ( can’t stop laughing )

When Club Penguin Came ReaL!

There will always be an accident

Friends will follow you anywhere!

You may push a penguin anywhere!
Bruce lee will join Club Penguin, or maybe Jackie Chan!

4 Reactions Of Animals Having……

1) Oh really? Can we start now?

２)　She’s taking off!

3) OMG it’s so big!

4) It’s an ALIEN!!!!!!

Colour Joke!

You gotta love this conversation! Try to read it out!

When the phone ring: ” Green! Green!” I Pink up the phone and say: “Yellow? Blue is this? White do you want? You don’t purplely come and disturb me, or I won’t call you black!”   if you don’t get it, then see the video below!

Have You Ever see ONE of These Before?

SO YOU THINK YOU’VE SEEN EVERYTHING, RIGHT?

have you ever seen this?

TALK ABOUT SOLITUDE.
AND IS THAT SNOW ON THE GROUND???

I HAVE TO SAY THIS IS INTERESTING…WEIRD,
BUT INTERESTING…NOT SURE ABOUT FIRE ESCAPES,
THOUGH AND HOW HARD WOULD
IT BE TO GIVE DIRECTIONS TO YOUR APARTMENT?

THIS IS CLEVER…

WONDER HOW LONG IT TOOK TO CREATE THIS?

OH MAN, SCARY!!! DO NOT WANT TO LIVE ANY
WHERE NEAR THIS ACTION!

OOPS! GONNA NEED A NOSE JOB FOR SURE!

NO. I REPEAT…NO. AND JUST WHAT KIND OF A MACHINE IS NEEDED TO
CUT THROUGH THAT MUCH SNOW???

WELL, THAT CERTAINLY IS A TRAFFIC-STOPPER!
SURE HOPE NO ONE WAS UNDER IT!
I BET IT WAS EXCITING TO SEE IT COMING DOWN!

THERE IS ABSOLUTEL Y NO EXPLANATION FOR
THIS ONE. IMAGINATION EVEN FAILS ONE AT THIS
SITUATION…BUT YOU CAN BET SOMEONE WAS IN TROUBLE!

Father Snoring!

Better check this out! 1 cute baby got a shcok while hearing his father snoring! CUTETY! XD

COOL WINE! Gotta Taste It!… NAH! NEVER!

Snake wine (rưᔣu rắn in Vietnamese) is an alcoholic beverage that includes a whole venomous snake in the bottle. It originated in Vietnam and can be found around Southeast Asia. The snakes, preferably venomous ones, are usually not preserved for their meat. They are preserved to have the snake poison dissolved in the liquor. However, because snake venom is protein-based, they are unfolded and therefore inactivated due to the influence of the denaturing effects of ethanol.

A large venomous snake can be placed into a glass jar of rice wine, often with many smaller snakes, turtles, insects, or birds, and left to steep for many months. The wine is drunk as a restorative in small shots or cups

Body fluids of snake are mixed into wine and consumed immediately in the form of a shot. Snake blood wine is prepared by slicing a snake along its belly and draining its blood into a mixing vat with rice wine or grain alcohol. Snake bile wine is done through a similar method by using the contents of the gall bladder. Snake meat, liver, and skin can be prepared to accompany the drinks

Award Winning Construction

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Brain Test…

MIND GAME
2% or 98%
This is strange…can you figure it out?
Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?
Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!
· Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.
· There’s no trick or surprise.
· Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as
quickly as you can!
· Again, as quickly as you can but don’t advance until you’ve done each of them
… really.
· Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.)

Think of a number from 1 to 10

Multiply that number by 9

If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together

Now subtract 5

Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up
with

(example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)

Think of a country that starts with that letter.

Remember the last letter of the name of that country.

Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.

Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.

Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.

Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange ?

I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you’re among the 2% of the population
whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will
answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.